Politics is a game to some people and a
trade to many, imagine somebody will introduce self as a POLITICIAN… POLITI-WHAT?
What does a Politician do? Where does he earn his money? How do they pay bills?
This is not about those who contested or hope to contest for elective positions.
NO, those ones have potentials of Echi di ime, but it is about those that
cannot contest not even Councillor, but day in day out they tell you “I AM A
FULL TIME POLITICIAN”, if you don’t know it, they are banking on you and they
actually have you as investment that is what brings me to the bone of this
piece...
From the day you start a walk in the
Political Veranda, this set of men will always coin out ways for you to spend
money and they are always handy to bring the right person to handle whatever
difficulty you are facing, they will be like flies perched to a decomposed
corpse to you and even after the election and you fail despite all the promises,
that will be when they fall back on plan C.
In active politicking you discover that
APPLE is not a fruit. Pineapple is some rat poison. Good Morning represents how
much you can afford in the morning and welcome means you still have some change
in your pocket.
No wonder my old man will say the one that
got cheated is the one that lost the game. In politics do not brandish your
great personality, they will exploit it and reduce you to a weeping pauper. Do
not always believe everything you hear in a meeting because there is always
meeting before the meeting and meeting after you left and one after that.
In politics promises made in the Morning
at the ALTAR works only in that Church and only that morning. The ones made at SHRINE
works only within the premises of the DEITY.
Those people that stand with you and
praise you, those that sing “Ojebego”, and those that assemble in your house
morning noon and night, all of them see you as ATM CARD with free Password, what
they want from you is what they will get, they are careless if you win or lose.
Some may want you to win because they know
you will be their meal ticket for tomorrow but outside that, the same way you
are riding them, is same way they are riding you.
Imagine grown men and women will leave
whatever they do to feed the family and follow you without any negotiated form
of payment and you think they are giving you unalloyed support? Better think
again, you are their own SHOP and office, in case you do not know it, you are
paying one way or another or you will pay big time soon enough.
Moving on to election matters, from the
day you whispered to friends that you will contest a certain position, that is
the day they mark you as MUGU 1, they will introduce you to all the thieves
sorry I mean Chiefs, political waste, political thugs, political idiots and any
person that will ask you to bring THIS MONEY or that DRINK but the sole purpose
is for you to continue spending. Fast forward, from the day you ask any of them
to bring Printers that will print your Poster that will be the day the vast
conspiracy will start. They will tell the printer how many per cent that must
be giving to them or? Then wherever you want to go, many of them will volunteer
to bring chair, canopy, sound system and even rent you a crowd, but in all they
will all manage to be busy for you and you will smile and say, I have them slaving for me, but the truth is what the
knife does to calabash, is same thing calabash return to the knife.
Did you see those people shouting in your
presence “Ojebego?” As soon as you move to next location and another or your
opponent steps in, they will change the Ojebego to favour the new man.
After an election, they will tell you how
they caught OKAFOR manipulating the ballot box, how they observed your opponent
strolling on election day and so many faults they will find on why you lost and
lastly, the LIERS sorry I mean LAWYERS will step in, they will start with
BOTANICAL JARGONS to bamboozle you, they will quote “PETER OBI VS NGIGE”
OMEHIA vs AMECHI, IFEANYI vs ROTIMI and they will assure you that with this
evidence they are seeing, that you should go and press your suit because your
swearing- in will be in less than 3 months. That way you will smile and look in
the mirror and start seeing an Honourable, but you did not see an HONOURABLE
MORON because that is what they are taking you for.
From that day, they will ask you for money
to make sure that the Court clerk did not forget your File in the last drawer,
then money for the court bailiff, money for the spiders in the court and
meanwhile they’ve not discussed their own fees because that one is like salary
that you don’t touch, they are more interested on the money you will vomit to
buy justice and you think you are the only one shopping for such merchandise?
They will move over to the payment for
judges, meanwhile, while this is going on with you, this same set of
BLOOD SUCKERS are sucking your opponents dry too and both of you will be stupid
enough to be on a war path and they will be making money from both of you. They
will always tell you how to counter the opponent and how they saw him coming
out from the house of Igwe and that Igwe knew the Judge, well, all the story is to con you again and
again.....moving on, it will be clear in your eyes when your account is in RED
and you have sold all you have and borrowed some more because another set of
experts will come out and tell you how it was them that delivered PETER OBI, DELIEVERED
ANNIE OKONKWO, DELIEVERED ANDY UBAH, delivered CHRIST to HEROD, read my lips
all of them are after your money to make you bankrupt and they care less if you
win or lose ..Now come with me...
Tell them that you are flat out and there
is nowhere to borrow money ask them to lend you money to continue, that will be
the day they will stop coming to your house or calling you on phone with
classical hype. If you call them you will be surprised that you will leave more
than 5 miss calls before they will mercifully pick one and tell you that they
are in middle of one great meeting with important personnel, meaning you are no
more important.
Tell those people that always come to you
in solidarity that you are flat out and no transport fares when they are going,
tell them that you are broke and see if any of them will ever set foot in your
house or office again.
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